Monday, July 2, 2012

JUST SAY YOU WANT TO FLOG SOMEBODY!

Do you remember those teachers who just wanted to flog somebody for something.....anything?

Mr. A: YOU! Come here. Can't you greet?!

Nnamdi: Good morning sir.

Mr. A: What is good about the morning eh! WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT THE MORNING?!

Nnamdi: (Frightened) I don't know sir.

Mr. A: SCHWAPPPPP! (sound of the cane on Bayo's body) But you know how to open your dirty mouth abi? Koni da fun e!

Nnamdi: Sorry sir.

Mr. A: Sorry for your self! SORRY FOR YOUR SELF!

Nnamdi turns around to leave...naive J.S.S.1 move.....SCHWAPPPPP (in the middle of the back)

Mr. A: Did I tell you to go!?

Nnamdi:  (Near tears) Sorry sir.......

Mr. A: SHARAP THERE! And...and....why are you looking at me in my eyes?! SCHWAPPPPP!

Nnamdi: (In tears) I....I....was......

Mr. A: SHUT YOUR TRAP! You were doing what?! That is what is wrong with you Igbo people. You don't have respect....all you know how to do is to ship containers. You saw me standing there and you did not greet......

Nnamdi: Bu....bu.....but sir I was.........I was......

Mr. A: YOU WERE DOING WHAT?! If I pluck out your stock fish eyes.....ABEG GERRROUT!

Nnamdi makes like a baby and heads on out!

Mr. A: (Muttering) No respect....no respect......HEY YOU! Where are your socks? Are you a tout?!

2 comments:

  1. I remember some seniors who acted just this way when I was a junior student.

    Some of my mates did too :-(

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    1. for real.....that should be my next post :)

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